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These games were designed in Europe so some of them do not have an English option.  While still playable, the menus are almost impossible to follow.

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You are working at a SAS baggage claim department at an airport located somewhere in the world. Travelers are arriving from Denmark, Finland, Norway and Sweden, and it is your job to make sure that these people will get their bags without having to wait too long. It is essential for you to put the right bag at the right belt conveyor. Some articles of clothing from bags that has not been properly shut will appear as well. Picking these up and leaving them at the "Lost & found" department will get you extra points. When everybody has received their luggage you will move on to the next level. If you fail in picking up a bag or if you leave one at the wrong belt conveyor, they will come back again in the bottom left corner and some points will be deducted from your total score for that particular level. When you have failed eight times at the same level you will get fired and the game will be over. Start the game by pressing space bar. Move the guy with the cursor keys and pick up/leave the luggage with space bar. There are two levels and you have to be at the bottom to pick up luggage and at the top to leave it. Good luck!
Your goal is to serve the guests with as many glasses of beer as needed to satisfy their thirsts. When a guest receives a glass, he (or she) will move backwards a bit while drinking the beer. If the guest reaches the door, he/she will have had enough to drink and will hence exit the bar. When you have succeeded in emptying the bar you have completed a level, and the faster you serve the guests, the more points you'll get. However, you have to be careful when serving the guests. If you serve more beer glasses than there are guests in one lane, and if you don't pick up the empty glasses coming back at you, you'll receive a warning. The same thing will happen if you are too slow and let a guest reach the end of the bar. After three warnings, you'll lose your job.
This games is similar to the old arcade game Tapper, or Root Beer Tapper.  The game is not in English so using the help is difficult.  Press F1 to start a new game, use the arrow keys to move and the space bar to serve drinks.  Can you keep up with the Lushes from RealDrunk.org?
Your mission is to help the people get home safely. First you have to cross the roads without hitting any of the moving vehicles or getting bit by the raving dog. Then you have to cross the river by jumping on the boats and the life-buoys, to finally land safely on the docks in front of the houses. When you have completed all the four houses you move on to the next level. You have a certain amount of time to get a person home, and the faster you are the higher score you will receive. You only have three attempts so be careful! You move the people with the cursor keys and start the game by pressing space bar. Good luck!
E-gon, the Game master has been attacked by giant Space Bubbles. It is now up to you to guide E-gon, and help him shoot all the bubbles with his specially designed Bubble Harpoon. Plan your shots carefully and be quick to move out of way of the bubbles. Sometimes if you destroy glass platforms or split bubbles, you will receive special items to help you. The arrow keys control E-gon on the screen. Press Space bar to launch the Harpoon. Good luck!
It's a beautiful sunny day. After having chased away the nasty space bubbles, e-gon can finally relax and let his children play on the green meadows of e-gonland. What our hero doesn't know is that his arch rival e-vil is sending his subjects to e-gonland, in order to kidnap e-gon's children. Your mission is to stop the e-vils from reaching the children. To do this, you have your bow and arrows. With some well positioned shots you can puncture the e-vils' balloons and make them fall to the ground, thereby not succeeding in reaching the children. You can also use the big water balloon to get more e-vils at the same time. When too many e-vils reach their destination safely or you get hit by one of the stones that the e-vils are throwing at you, they will get one of the children. E-gon only has three kids so after having lost them all the game is over. Please try your best to not let that happen! Control the lift basket with the up and down arrow keys. Shoot arrows with space bar. Good luck!!!
Once again, terror has struck in Advertainia. E-gons girlfriend E-lin, has been kidnapped by the horrible E-vil. Luckily, E-gon is a creature of action, so he jumps into his airplane, and takes up the chase, to rescue his beloved. Now, your task is to help E-gon reach all the way to where E-lin is being held captive. Knowing that e-vil and his minions hate water above all, you can squirt water on them from your plane, to deter them for a while. Sometimes, you will also receive special bonuses to enhance your ships durability or water cannon. Stay on the intro screen for a few seconds to view available bonuses. Control your ship with the arrow keys. Squirt water with Space Bar. Good luck!
Similar to the game Pipe Dream.  You must connect the cable to the city before the time runs out.
I'm still not sure exactly the point of this game.  It mentions something about Extreme Shopper, but basically you are on a skateboard or hover board and have to jump and duck obstacles.  Great game for wasting hours on end.  

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